Utterly Ridiculous

Hello my name is Briana Solis. Just to let you know at first I am NOT a human being. I'm a creature trying to figure out what all the other living things are. They day I was on this Earth was November,13,1996. If you do go to the same school as me DON'T follow me. Same as for friends, family, aquaintences <-- (I think I spelled that wrong)etc. You don't need to see my blog and/or what I post . But I'm a really playful person too.I will joke around, and sometimes make fun of you. But I end up caring about you in the end. I just want to act carefree and fun because I know that it won’t be like this forever. I will have personal items on here. I know what you are thinking "then why are you posting it on the internet ?" five words for you kid BECAUSE I FUCKING WANT TO. I call everyone "kid" whether you're older than me or not. I am from a unpopular town Pittsburg, California. But "popular" is overated. Whenever people know I'm from California they automatically think I'm from Los Angeles. Than I say I live in Pittsburg. They'll look at me like "Is that some place in Narnia?" Exactly. I always performed. I've been performing since I was three years old , I danced from ages (3-10) modeled from ages (10-12) acted from ages (12-present) singing from (13-present) . I was raped when I was six years old by my 15 year old cousin at the time.I would get bullied really bad in fourth grade. At that time I got jumped by five girls, I passed out and woke up in the hospital. They broke my wrist.I'm really clumsy. I've had so many injuries. I would cut myself in seventh grade. Yes, I smoke weed and drink alcohol. If you see me , you'll either see me as a comedian, tranquilized, or a unsentimental person. Friends see me as a comedian and unsentimental. But its all just for show. I could tell you all the crazy shit I've done and said, I could tell you my whole life. But you still wouldn't even know me and you still wouldn't get how psychotic I really am. I'm what the fuck you really call crazy. I cant think of anything else to type about myself. My life is pretty dramatic and boring. If anything changes (which it will most likely not) I will update this. But like I said from the beginning I'm a creature , sometimes I'll like to see myself as a mermaid. <-- that sounds stupid. A hot babe from head to waist, and a scaly fish from the waist to the tip of her tail. Mermaids like to sit on rocks and use either a) their enchanting sirens' songs, or b) the tried-and-true tactic of looking in a mirror and combing their green hair while they display their huge tits in order to lure human men (and especially sailors and pirates and stuff) to make love to them. Note that the mermen and merwomen do not do this, though young mermen have been known to kidnap human women and turn them into mermaids. So therefore, I'll be a mermaid for now.

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